I'm not a time-traveling cyborg...

... just a creative developer with nearly 30 years of experience and a skillset for turning ambitious ideas into reality. Think of me as a Swiss Army knife, but with better ideas and fewer corkscrews.

I love unusual projects... anything offbeat, or with a "can we actually pull this off?" kind of vibe. If you have something in mind, I can bring the ideas, technical chops and problem-solving to make it happen.

Give me the objective and I'll be back... with it terminated.